Once we were told (by our spiritual leader HBS) that the only thing good about us was the one time “Gritz interviews a young lady about sex” segment. So, since we like to give back to the few people that bother even reading our site, we did another one. This time the nakashon.com crew sat down “Foxy Miles.” She is pretty sexy and also very promiscuous. If you’re lucky, you might find her one day fixing your ailments in the ER, but until then all you have is this interview.

How big is too big?

Some chicks say that there's no such thing as "too big", but I beg to differ. Those chicks must be the freakin Lincoln Tunnel. Seeing as how I'm Asian and rumor has it that we have tight ass cooters, I've handled more than a girl should ever handle. When my muffin is still sore by the time the guy is ready for Round II, then that's just a waste of sexy time (for the guy AND me).

However, I must say that when I have a huge beautiful cock in my hands and face, I get wetter than a slip n' slide.

 

 

Describe your blow job technique.

That's like giving away the recipe for the Colonel's special sauce! (Mmmm fried chicken...) But I can say that I lick head and shaft with a secret pattern that works every time, while simultaneously using my hands on shaft and balls (gotta cover all the bases). I also like to go at it with my ass in the guy's face. I'm an exhibitionist at heart.  
 

What is your favorite position?

Ok this is not a cop out answer, I swear, but it definitely depends on my mood, how many toys are around, and how strong the guy is. But if I really really had to pick just one...I'm say from behind, tits down, ass up, and balls slappin my clit. MEOW!

 

 

If Pants was the last man on earth, would you have sex with him?

 

ATP, you know you don't have to be the last man on earth for that to happen!

 

 

What is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?

Arnold T. Pants! Haha just kidding, well that's actually a loaded question. I bet if I could go back in time and retrieve all my wasted moments, I could get a better response.  But seeing as how that's not nearly possible here's my closest answer: I once went to the "back room" of a gay club with the one straight Gogo dancer there. As he was getting me off I noticed that the gay guys next to us (doing what gay guys do best in the "back room") were loving my knee high suede boots (they are pretty hot). So I basically got off with fours sets of hands rubbing my legs and a gogo dancer between my legs. After the big bang, instead of reciprocating the favor I told him I had to find my friend and ditched out. The dirty part wasn't doing a gay gogo dancer or going to the back room in a gay club, it was leaving a man high and dry. I'd shit myself if a guy ever did that to me. Then it'd be really dirty. 
 

Have you ever looked at a penis and thought, "no, this one is just too gross"?

 

I have actually been blessed with the gift of choosing guys that have very attractive "members". But I must say that once I was about to go down on a guy who was uncircumcised and when I pulled the hood back there was...GASP! Schmegma! (I'm not sure if that's how you actually spell it but it's as ugly AND smelly as it sounds). Let's just say that if that sucker been a little more hygienic, he would have had a lot more fun that night. Here's a serious tip: If you're wearing a turtleneck, wash that boy before going out! (You're welcome ladies)

 

 

Boobs, what should men do with/to them?

 

Well seeing as how I'm slightly lacking in that department (sad I know), I'm not sure how much you should take my answer to heart. But, I have cum merely b/c a guy was sucking/biting my nippies.  Ok that's a lie...I was riding him at the same time, but DAMN did that feel good! One thing you should never do is neglect them. Wouldn't you feel sad if no one payed attention to your fuzzy kiwis?!

 

 

Hand jobs: Can they ever be fun for you?

But of course! It's a great forearm workout too! And if you play with the balls you get both arms covered. No one wants a Lop-sided Lilly. Plus the expression on the guy's face sometimes is worth all the effort. But you gotta make sure you use some elbow grease if you're in it for the long haul. If you can't make enough spit then bring on the lube!

 

 

If you met a man named Jimmy Tits, would you think: Hmmm… he must be a ladies man? Or Hmmm… he is probably a man's lady?

I'd think he was a little bitch. No offense to anyone out there with that name, but let's be honest: once you pass puberty, get that shit changed. You think if Gaylord Focker went by his real name he'd have had even his first blow by now?