For this month nakashon.com hits you off with not one, but three exclusive interviews. We caught up with the elusive members of superstar rap group Team Facelift. Team Facelift has an album out, Mixed Emotions, which you should go cop at you favorite iTUNES shop.
Part one of the three part Team Facelift series introduces Machine. Machine claims to be better looking than Necro and enjoys everything except tattle-tales and Shirley Temples. Does he like Chris? Find out by reading.
1. What is swagger jacking?
Sharking style. stop hawking!
2. Explain dipping chicken.
Feeling fly
3. You seem to support a lot of stuff (strip malls, getting faced, trannies, universities, etc.), what don't you support?
Snitching
4. Who has the best boobs in the world?
This fly Post-Op Trannie i used to watch in the Tenderloin
district in San Francisco. no joke
5. On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot are your groupies?
Anywhere from a 2 to a 7.
6. What is the best thing a groupie has ever done for Team Facelift?
10am - Last weekend i had an 18 year old fetish models feet in my mouth like a double cheeseburger. I had her choking me with a pleather belt. I did too much coke to get hard. no joke
7. What is the best piece of advice you have ever recieved?
"Get a job"
8. Who is the best rapper in Dipset?
Jim's a hunk
8b. In the wu-tang clan?
Malcom
8c. From Harlem world?
Murder Mook, Ralph, Dante the Effervescent One
10. Who is better, you or Necro?
Im better looking
11. Who has sexier groupies, you or Necro?
Necro
12. What artists would you most like to work with?
Sandy Kane (again) and Pac (I see you Pac, shooting dice at
Thugs Mansion! Save some Henny for me lord!)
13. Who in rap would you most want to kick in the balls? Why?
Remy Ma or Kurtis Blow. Self explanitory
14. Do you actually like Chris?
Chris is dead to me.
15. What's next for Team Facelift?
Mtv show where we go to Japan, teach english and hustle rap. no joke - Mixed Emotions in I Tunes now!
