Abby is the most courageous woman I know. At 26 she was diagnosed with breast cancer. She beat it. Now she has boobs made out of her back. Science. Fucking incredible. She is also really good at a lot of stuff, including coaching people on life, telling people how to cook burgers and making fresh coffee. Beyond that she is training for a 60 mile walk for cancer and recently got engaged to Jed, who you might remember is a boss, owns a house, has a cat, lives near scoops. Nakashon congratulates the two of them for making a great decision. If I could pick a girl for Jed it would be Abby, so things have worked out well.
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What is your favorite teen comedy?
With so many options, it is hard to pick a favorite. I think Heathers is
my all-time favorite. It introduced me to dark comedy and the sexiness of
a young Christian Slater. I rented Heathers at least once a month in high
school.
Phil Collins is amazing. What are your 5 favorite Phil Collins songs?
They are all amazing. How can one pick just 5? Alls I know is that
the best (and thus far ONLY) engagement present is tickets to see Phil Collins
in September.
Why is eating organic better than not?
Eating organic is better for me. I am conscience about not ingesting
pesticides or hormones. I can afford organic and I choose to exercise my
right as a consumer.
What do you think about Gloria Steinem?
She is the face of the Second Wave and because of her work, and the hard work
of others, Girls like me grew up with limitless options.
I hear you are good at grooming pets. What advice do you have for people that need to trim their cat for summer?
I like sneaking up on my cat and surprising her with the electric hair
clippers. The only problem is that they are electric clippers, so when I
chase the cat, I am tethered by the short electrical plug. It amused me
for hours one day. My advice is to get battery-operated clippers so you
have a greater range of motion.
Who has the best boobs in the world?
Me. They are made from my back.
What is the smartest thing you know about sports?
NFL refs are not employees of the NFL. They are contracted by the
NFL. During the week and off season, they work in very high-pressure
jobs, where they have to make split-second decisions like surgeons and CEOs and
lawyers and Coordinator of Trustee Communications.
What is the most important cause in the world?
The most important cause in MY world is breast cancer advocacy. This may
not be the #1 most pressing issue on Planet Earth, but it is tremendously
effecting my life and the life of those around me. The only indicators of
developing breast cancer are being a woman and getting older. Why is that
statistic OK? 1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in our
lifetime; it is time to make change. Young women are the fastest growing
demographic of breast cancer patients. I was diagnosed at 26, with no
family history. I am on a personal mission to spread the word that
"26 is not too young" for breast cancer and that this is no longer
our grandmother's disease.
How can people give to that cause?
In October, I, along with a team of 28 friends and family members, am walking
in the Breast Cancer 3Day, where we'll walk 60 miles in 3 days. We will
be surrounded by thousands of other people whose lives have been touched by
breast cancer. One could donate to a member of my team by going to http://www.the3day.org/philadel
Which Mozart symphony is the best?
I can't tell them apart. I am not as cultured in these things as Pants
might suspect.
You live with Jed. He is a boss and watches a lot of tv. What tv show is the best?
The shows I think are the best are not the shows Jed thinks are best.
Since the question is which show is best, I will have to answer with
Heroes. I am obsessed with it. Run's House is also pretty awesome.
What activity is more gay: watching american football or watching what not to wear?
Neither is gay since gay means homosexual. I spent years conditioning my
brothers that it is very very wrong to use the word gay as an adjective to
describe something as bad or weird. I enjoy watching both American
football and What Not to Wear.
Can you pass the presidents fitness test?
I would like to say yes, but after sitting on my ass for the last 4 weeks, I'm
going to have to say no. Besides, I don't think I ever passed it.
How do you make a turkey burger?
Turkey burgers
are so delicious and are my mom's specialty and they taste like my
childhood. They are also very simple: Mix with your hands: Ground turkey
meat, 1 or 2 eggs, a little breadcrumbs, a splash of Worcester sauce, some salt
and pepper and a splash of milk. form into burgers; cook until just done
and very juicy. Just writing the recipe made me hungry.
Were you disappointed by stomp the yard?
Terribly disappointed. It would have been amazing if Dave LaChapelle
directed it. But he directed Rize, which is kind of the same movie,
without the redic romance plot and fake historically black college.
What does the future hold for you?
The future is wide open! I will eventually go back to work, plan a
wedding and become Mrs. Jed Bronstein.
Any last remarks?
no